Psh. Who needs a truck anyways?

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/27/2020 at 21:33 • Filed to: Nice blanket!

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I never remember how small this car really is until I — God forbid — USE the cargo area. These boards are only 63" long, and they’re two inches from the backs of front seats.

avalonian > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 21:34

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I found out my GS seats don't fold down . My 2005 accord is more useful!

atfsgeoff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 21:38

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This guy

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 21:38

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The truck will remember this slight against it.  

Kiltedpadre > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 21:40

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Don’t say that too loud! Your truck might hear and leave a puddle in the garage.

onlytwowheels > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 21:40

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A Jeep Gladiator bed is only 60 inches....

jminer > onlytwowheels 08/27/2020 at 21:47

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ugh - you’re reminding me how much I hate the tiny bed trucks everyone drives now.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 21:49

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Hey you got wood! 

dogisbadob > atfsgeoff 08/27/2020 at 21:54

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There is nothing wrong with that

dogisbadob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 21:55

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You didn’t remove the thing between the shock towers?

But yeah, too bad more people don’t know how awesome wagons are

facw > onlytwowheels 08/27/2020 at 22:02

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And the short bed on the F-150 SuperCrew (I’d guess this is the most common F-150 configuration) is onl y 66". It would fit Zoidberg’s wood, but it wouldn’t be much, if any better than the wagon (though you’d still have your back seat in the mammoth  truck.

Merkin Muffley > atfsgeoff 08/27/2020 at 22:08

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Whoa?!?   Half the hitch mount is torn away?

66P1800inpieces > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 22:44

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A portable cement mixer easily fi ts in the back of my 99' Golf ( I did need to separate the top part from the base) .

SiennaMan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 22:53

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This is one of those places where a minivan shines. I can easily accommodate 8ft boards in a Sienna, Odyssey or G Caravan/Town&Country. The only full size minivan this doesn’t work in is the Nissan, for some bizarre reason they designed the rear seats so they neither fold into the floor or pop out.   It's very odd like that..

RooseveltDad > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/27/2020 at 23:43

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That’s why I have an Outback. Yeah, me and everyone else. All that space is useful. Lumber, bikes and bike parts, helping the kids move here and there... and I have neighbors with pickup trucks should I want to do something serious.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > 66P1800inpieces 08/28/2020 at 12:28

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You separated the top part of the Golf???

66P1800inpieces > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 08/28/2020 at 21:14

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Yes, it would be easier if it was a Harlequin so you can twist it like a Rubik’s Cube.